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INSERT INTO `jokes` VALUES (1, 'Accountant Jokes', 'Question and answer', '<h2>Question and answer</h2>\nQ: What is the definition of an accountant?<br><br>\nA: Someone who solves a problem, you didn''t know you had, in a way you don''t understand.<br><br>\n\nQ: What does an accountant do for birth control?<br><br>\nA. He talks about his business.<br><br>\n\nQ: What is an extroverted accountant?<br><br>\nA: One who looks at your shoes while he''s talking to you instead of his own.<br><br>\n\nQ: What is an insolvency practitioner?<br><br>\nA: Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.<br><br>\n\nThere are just three types of accountants:<br><br>\nThose who can count and those who can''t.<br><br>\n\nQ: Why did the auditor cross the road?<br><br>\nA: Because he looked in the file and that''s what they did last year.<br><br>\n\nQ: How do you drive an accountant completely insane?<br><br>\nA: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.<br><br>\n\nQ: What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don''t?<br><br>\nA: Depreciation.<br><br>\n\nQ: What is the difference between a lawyer and an accountant?<br><br>\nA: The accountant knows he is boring.<br><br>\n\nQ: How was copper wire invented?<br><br>\nA: Two accountants were arguing over a penny.<br><br>\n\nQ: What''s an auditor?<br><br>\nA: Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.<br><br>\n\nQ: When does a person decide to become an accountant?<br><br>\nA: When he realizes he doesn''t have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.<br><br>\n\nQ: What''s the definition of a good tax accountant?<br><br>\nA: Someone who has a loophole named after him.<br><br>\n\nQ: What''s an extroverted accountant?<br><br>\nA: One who looks at your shoes while he''s/she''s talking to you instead of his/her own.<br><br>\n\nAccountants don''t die, they just lose their balance.<br><br>\n\nQ: What''s an accountant''s idea of trashing his/her hotel room?<br><br>\nA: Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.<br><br>\n\nQ: What''s a shy and retiring accountant?<br><br>\nA: An accountant who is half a million shy and that''s why he''s/she''s retiring. <br><br>\n\nQ: What''s an actuary?<br><br>\nA: An accountant without the sense of humor.<br><br>\n\nQ: Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?<br><br>\nA: They find bookkeeping too exciting.<br><br>\n\nQ: What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?<br><br>\nA: Invite an accountant.<br><br>\n\nQ: What is GAAP (generally accepted accounting principles)?<br><br>\nA: The difference between accounting theory and practice. <br><br>\n');

INSERT INTO `jokes` VALUES (2, 'Accountant Jokes', 'Buying your ticket', '<h2>Buying your ticket</h2>\nThree engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.<br><br>\n"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant. "Watch and you''ll see," answers an engineer. They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.<br><br>\nShortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.<br><br>\nThe accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all!) When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip.<br><br>\nTo their astonishment, the engineers don''t buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed accountant.<br><br>\n"Watch and you''ll see," answers an engineer. When they board the train the three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs.<br><br>\nShortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "ticket, please." <br><br>\n');

INSERT INTO `jokes` VALUES (3, 'Accountant Jokes', 'Stockbroker at I.R.S.', '<h2>Stockbroker at I.R.S.</h2>\nThe stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed time and place with all his financial records, then sat for what seemed like hours as the accountant pored over them.<br><br>\nFinally the IRS agent looked up and commented, "You must have been a tremendous fan of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle."<br><br>\n"Why would you say that?" wondered the broker.<br><br>\n"Because you''ve made more brilliant deductions on your last three returns than Sherlock Holmes made in his entire career." <br><br>\n');

INSERT INTO `jokes` VALUES (4, 'Accountant Jokes', 'Accountant in Heaven', '<h2>Accountant in Heaven</h2>\nAn accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is amazed to see a happy crowd all waving banners and chanting his name.<br><br>\nAfter a few minutes St. Peter comes running across and says, "I''m sorry I wasn''t here to greet you personally. God is looking forward to meeting such a remarkable man as yourself."<br><br>\nThe accountant is perplexed. "I''ve tried to lead a good life, but I am overwhelmed by your welcome," he tells St. Peter.<br><br>\n"It''s the least we can do for someone as special as you are. Imagine, living to the age of 123 and still looking so young," says St. Peter.<br><br>\nThe man looks even more dumbfounded and replies, "123 years old? I don''t know what you mean. I''m only 40."<br><br>\nSt. Peter replies, "But that can''t be right - we''ve seen your time sheets!" <br><br>\n');

INSERT INTO `jokes` VALUES (5, 'Accountant Jokes', 'Businessman is dying', '<h2>Businessman is dying</h2>\nA businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated."<br><br>\n"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"<br><br>\nThe businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service. Write on the envelope, "Now, you have everything."<br><br>\n');